They Shoot Red Barrels, Don’t They?: A Dissertation on How FarCry 2 May Change the Way We Play Games

I tested my newly purchased shotgun by promptly exploding a red-colored barrel. As my eyes went wide at the impressive blast, fully expecting a wild inferno to rage uncontrollably through the small cluster of buildings known for their chief establishment as “Mike’s Bar,” my first thought was Crap, why did I do that? Was I [...]

No Comments »Filed under: GamingPosted on October 23rd, 2008

“I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God.”

(So sayeth the Batman.)
New Batman Movie A Golden Calf For Alienated, Sexually-frustrated Teenage Emo Metrosexual IMDB Users Who Put Bedroom Furniture In Their Enlarged Rectums.
When I click my IMDB Firefox Toolbar bookmark, it’s usually to amuse myself with the fact that Benicio del Toro’s first feature film role was as Duke the Dog-Faced Boy in [...]

2 Comments »Filed under: MoviesPosted on July 23rd, 2008