5 year old escapes day-care, hits local Hooters!
That’s Right! A five-year-old in Denton, Texas managed to slip out of a local daycare undetected and made it all the way to the parking lot of a nearby Hooters.
It would appear children are getting more mature at younger and younger ages these days.
That kid knew where the tits were.
Never went to that Hooters, even though I was at UNT for two years.
I believe I made an attempt to do this as a child, but was foiled by the Nazi day care staff!
I made two attempts to escape that both ended tragically. The first time, a buddy and I made it to the front gate. This thing was a heavy monster that had a helluva spring to it. If you opened it and then let it go it would slam shut in the blink of an eye. I went first, pushed the gate open, and walked through it. I heard it slam behind me, followed by a shrill scream. I turned and saw him clutching his blood-covered nose.
Needless to say, that was the end of that attempt.
The next one went a lot more smoothly in the beginning. We (a different comrade this time) hopped the fence of the playground when the teachers weren’t looking and made our way down this steep rockface (probably not as big as I remember it) to the creek that ran along the side of the day care. So far so good! Well, as we were about to go under a bridge, I stepped on a nail and skewered my big toe.
I stopped trying to escape after that.
Alas so did I, I ended up forming an underground resistance against our staff, but they caught me and took away my raisin rations for the day!!!
lol i’d love to be that kid.